today my teacher said he was the male version of nigella the cook and we were all so confused because we thought he was saying he had big boobs or something but then he reminded us his name is nigel and that is why teachers shouldn’t make jokes
whenever i wanna cry i think about Van Gogh he was such a nice and lonely dude all he wanted was for people to love him he ate yellow paint because he thought it would get the happiness inside him oh god oh god that’s so sad i can’t breathe
